Naptime

Dispatch: Caller states that there is a man in front of their house sleeping on the grass. They're concerned that there might be something wrong with him, or that he's just trying to sleep.

What was your first clue?

Caller reporting a drunk driver in the Billings Heights. Driver is passed out in the car, which is parked on the sidewalk.

4 posts in a day? What's happening in this town?

Dispatch: Complainant is a truck driver parked on the side of the road. He says there's an intoxicated male who keeps banging on his window and asking him to honk his horn.

Old timey parenting

Dispatch: Respond to ADDRESS. The complainant said her 14-year-old son called her crying that his father is making him smoke an entire pack of cigarettes after he caught him smoking earlier.

Those kids are taking over around here

Officer, after being called out to investigate graffiti: Sidewalk chalk can be washed off with water. It's not graffiti.

Problem solved, it seems

Caller from Perkins is complaining that there is an intoxicated man who was refusing to leave. The man has now left the restaurant, and was last seen headed west.

At least one of them's getting some exercise

Dispatch: Respond to ADDRESS. Complainant here says there's a subject driving his truck around the neighborhood walking his dog on a leash.

I bet nobody will guess that PIN number...

Dispatch, sending an officer to a disturbance: There's a woman there standing in front of the ATM and yelling at it.

Can't have your steak and eat it, too

Caller reporting a male shoplifter at Albertson's trying to leave with a cart full of steak. The suspect has now left the cart and is running through a field behind the store.

Those parking blocks will be the death of me...

Dispatch, sending an officer to a gas station for reported gas theft: The suspect put $5 of gas into his truck and then tried to leave. He appeared very intoxicated and tried to drive over the curb and the hood popped open. He stopped and tried to leave again but didn't put the hood down. It sounds like he's having trouble getting out of the parking lot.

Would you rather he did it in your yard?

Dispatch: Respond to the area of North 17th and 2nd North. There's an intoxicated male laying in the street. He's also urinating and his pants are still partially off.

Clean up in aisle 5

Dispatch, sending an officer to a call at a grocery store: Caller says there's an intoxicated subject passed out in aisle 5.

Wee haw

A woman would like a police officer to respond to the veterinarian's office because a group of neighbor dogs attacked her dog, and her dog was also trampled by a miniature donkey.

How was this discovered, exactly?

Medical call at the Conomart for a man who has fallen off the toilet.

This is a daily happening here...

Dispatch: We've got a traffic complaint in front of the new Sonic. There's some slurpee lovers causing problems on Main Street.