4 posts in a day? What's happening in this town?

Dispatch: Complainant is a truck driver parked on the side of the road. He says there's an intoxicated male who keeps banging on his window and asking him to honk his horn.

Problem solved, it seems

Caller from Perkins is complaining that there is an intoxicated man who was refusing to leave. The man has now left the restaurant, and was last seen headed west.

Would you rather he did it in your yard?

Dispatch: Respond to the area of North 17th and 2nd North. There's an intoxicated male laying in the street. He's also urinating and his pants are still partially off.

Clean up in aisle 5

Dispatch, sending an officer to a call at a grocery store: Caller says there's an intoxicated subject passed out in aisle 5.

What'd it do to make him so mad?

Dispatch: Respond to a drunk complaint in the area in front of the Crystal Lounge. Caller says there's a drunk male here trying to knock over a statue of a horse.

Dude, Where's my Car?

Caller is reporting that his cousin drove him home last night because he was too intoxicated. Now, the caller cannot find his cousin or his car.

DSL (Drunk as a Second Language)

Officer responding to a call of a intoxicated man passed out in a doorway:
"I don't speak this level of drunk, but I think this man's name is ****"

The only ride he'll find is on a Hot Wheels

Dispatch: Respond to ADDRESS. Complainant says there's an intoxicated man at the daycare there asking for a ride to Lame Deer. (about 100 miles away)

Doing a snow dance in his snow pants

Dispatch: Respond to ADDRESS. Complainant says there's an intoxicated male dancing around on the sidewalk in front of the house.

That's the holiday giving spirit

Dispatch: Respond to the Kmart on 24th. There are three intoxicated males in the parking lot throwing shoes and other belongings at customers. They're also now getting into the trash cans there.

My puppy does that sometimes too

Dispatch: Respond to a drunk complaint on Central and 27th Street West. Caller says there's a drunk man stumbling down the middle of road on Central. Caller says that now he's sitting down and scooting along on his butt.

Boo!

Caller reporting that there is a man passed out in the lobby of the Hobby Lobby store, in the seasonal department.

Ridin' the rails isn't as easy as you think

Report of a man who was seen running along the train tracks trying to jump onto a moving train. He fell and hit his head, but does not believe he needs medical attention. He is possibly intoxicated.

Maybe he's just stopping to smell the flowers?

Medical call for a man in a wheelchair passed out in a planter on Montana Ave. A passerby believes he might need medical attention.

Thanks for the info

Cop: "Just so you know, guys, there's a very drunk Native American male in his 40's on the sidewalk headed south on 27th Street by the courthouse. He is screaming at everyone and having a hard time walking."

Dispatcher: "10-4"

One..eh. Three...that'd be impressive.

Dispatch: Respond to a drunk complaint. We've got an intoxicated male subject laying in the street and Second Ave. N. and N. 24th.

Officer: 10-4, I'm on my way. Do you think I can jump over him?

Medicated

DUI complaint at Montana Meds (a medical marijuana store.) Caller witnessed three white males in their 20's holding beer cans get into a white Chevy van.

One for the road

Possible DUI call of a man in a truck with license plate "4MYSONS"
Caller saw man buy the beer, drink the beer, then get in the truck and drive away.

Like a key fob...

Dispatch: Respond to a possible drunk driver. Caller at ADDRESS said the suspect was stumbling around the parking lot blowing an air horn, then got into his pickup and left.

Another helpful fella

Dispatch: We've got a drunk complaint at ADDRESS. The suspect is also the complainant. He says he's drunk and wants to be taken to jail. His girlfriend is there and says she's worried he might freak out when this happens.