This is a daily happening here...

Dispatch: We've got a traffic complaint in front of the new Sonic. There's some slurpee lovers causing problems on Main Street.

At least she's friendly about it

Dispatch: Caller says there's a female at this location on the overpass, possibly throwing things at cars passing by. She's got a camera in her hand and is waving at them.

Probably because of your license plate...

Dispatch: Suspect vehicle has a license plate of "Why you hatin." Plate is spelled w-h-y-u-h-8-n.

Trying to defy the laws of physics

Caller is reporting that a woman in her 40's wearing a cowboy hat is standing in front of a semi truck trying to push it and is yelling at the truck driver.
Officer on scene reports that it is a confrontation after an accident that happened a few miles up the road.

That should make pulling them over easy

Dispatch: We've got a report of two vehicles at Shiloh and Grand driving extremely slow on purpose and trying to hold up traffic.

Okay, that's just asking for it

Cop calling in a traffic stop at Montana Ave. and 27th Street: A red Corvette with a personalized plate.

The wrong one's driving

Dispatch: We've got a report on Highway 87 East of an adult woman driving a child's 4-wheeler down the road towards the 3Gs store with three children riding on the back. The only description is that all of them have brown hair.

One for the road

Possible DUI call of a man in a truck with license plate "4MYSONS"
Caller saw man buy the beer, drink the beer, then get in the truck and drive away.

Uh, the point is to stay up, right?

Caller reports a motorcyclist racing up and down the street who keeps "throwing down" his bike. The caller believes he is on 4-7s [drugs].

Oh, and I'm sure the cops showing up will calm them right down

Caller reports that there are a man in a woman parked in a truck in the eastbound lanes of I90 "tweaking out."

At least he was trying to help

Dispatcher to reporter, during afternoon cop checks: Not much going on today. Our big news was that we had a runaway goat this afternoon. He was out directing traffic. And backing it up.

The driver was probably upset about failing the test

Traffic complaint at the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles.) Complainant reports that they were almost hit by a truck in the parking lot of the DMV. The driver has left the scene.

Some don't like the roundabouts here, but really?

Dispatch: Caller reports there's a female standing in the middle of the road, throwing road construction signs into the middle of the roadway.

Officer: I've got her. She's in the parking lot of the Reno, throwing traffic signs and cones into the road.

Dispatch: Don't get hit.

Must be a Californian

Cop to dispatch: "I'll be out here at 29th and Montana at an accident with one of the worst drivers I've ever seen. I'll advise on injuries."

Reliving his youth

Caller reports a man in his 40's is throwing unidentified objects at traffic and yelling at passers-by. He appears to be intoxicated.

It's the next Bond girl

Report of a reckless driver at 16th St. W. and Grand Ave. It's a white Camaro with foreign license plates speeding and weaving in and out of traffic. Driver is a white female with blonde hair and a "smug look on her face."
Last seen headed west on Grand.

Safety first

Caller reports a man riding a bright blue and yellow trike down the middle of Broadwater Ave. He was wearing a helmet.

Cruisin' in Gramma's ride

Caller reports a man driving a '96 Buick Regal and drinking out of a vodka bottle.

That shouldn't be hard to track

Caller reports a group of males smoking a bong in a car. Personalized license plate is "Chavez."

Let's hope he can play frogger

Caller reports a drunk trying to crawl on 1st Ave. North. She is worried he will get run over.