What was your first clue?

Caller reporting a drunk driver in the Billings Heights. Driver is passed out in the car, which is parked on the sidewalk.

Those parking blocks will be the death of me...

Dispatch, sending an officer to a gas station for reported gas theft: The suspect put $5 of gas into his truck and then tried to leave. He appeared very intoxicated and tried to drive over the curb and the hood popped open. He stopped and tried to leave again but didn't put the hood down. It sounds like he's having trouble getting out of the parking lot.

Interstate antics

Dispatch: Respond to a report of a DUI on the interstate at the King Avenue overpass. Caller said a vehicle hit the guardrail and the driver appears intoxicated. The caller said he's now standing on top of the concrete barrier and is a 20-year-old male.

Well, he certainly proved something

Dispatch: Please respond to the front entrance of Rimrock Mall. Complainant says her boyfriend is drunk and trying to prove to her that he's okay to drive home. Suspect is now driving recklessly around the parking lot.