Interstate antics

Dispatch: Respond to a report of a DUI on the interstate at the King Avenue overpass. Caller said a vehicle hit the guardrail and the driver appears intoxicated. The caller said he's now standing on top of the concrete barrier and is a 20-year-old male.

It's only fair that, for once, we provide them with the info...

Officer: Did a car crash through a fence into the baseball field early this morning?
Dispatch: I think so. There was something about that online in the newspaper.