Naptime

Dispatch: Caller states that there is a man in front of their house sleeping on the grass. They're concerned that there might be something wrong with him, or that he's just trying to sleep.

Neighborhood watcher?

Caller is complaining that his neighbor is filming him. Suspect is a 60-year-old white male.

No Parking Zone

Verbal disturbance on 25th Street West. Caller's elderly neighbor is in the front yard yelling at her about a trailer parked on the street.

Hollerin'

Complaint at Dehler Park of two males and a female in the parking lot at the back of the park hollerin' at passersby.
The caller does not want contact, just the area checked.

Neighborhood Watch

A man is calling about suspicious activity at his neighbor's house. The property is vacant, but he just noticed that the grass has been cut. He had been asked to call if he noticed anything.

Cop A to backup cop: You don't have to hurry.

Backup cop: Don't worry, I wasn't planning on it. Do you want me to stop and pick up the crime scene truck?

At least he was wearing a belt under the trench coat

Caller reports a man in an alley wearing a trench coat and with a dagger hanging from his belt. She thinks it's suspicious.

Snowball fight!

Caller reports two young males throwing snowballs at her house. Officer to dispatch: "Oh, I'll take care of them."