Good details

Dispatch: We need a unit to respond to an address on Westchester Square. Complainant says somebody kicked down her fence and stole her rake. She described the suspect as a 10-year-old male walking down the street with the rake.

Best pizza in town

"Respond to a complaint at the state liquor store on 24th St. W. Six Native American males have opened up a bottle of liquor outside and keep going into Chuck-E-Cheese. They won't leave."

Snowball fight!

Caller reports two young males throwing snowballs at her house. Officer to dispatch: "Oh, I'll take care of them."

Arachnophobia sequel?

Dispatch: Please respond to N. 29th Street. Medical is also responding to a woman who said she's been bit by a spider.

Officer: 10-4. Are we arresting the spiders?

Dispatcher #2: It's kinda cold out for spiders, so we're sending the PD.

Let's hope he can play frogger

Caller reports a drunk trying to crawl on 1st Ave. North. She is worried he will get run over.

Not chatter...

...but a press release from the Billings Police Department:

The Billings Police Department had a lost/found report of 23 chainsaw carved bears (several different sizes), 1 wooden moose, 1 moose with sled, 1 eagle totem pole and 1 concrete elf. The items were located in the northwest Billings Area. If anyone has had one of these items taken please contact the Billings Police Department Evidence Building at 237-6192, for identification.

Why I like dogs

Call from a woman who was bitten in the face by her cat at the Lazy K-T Motel.