If it was in a tree, it would've been the fire department.

Officer: I'm on scene. The complainant says that he's got some kind of rabid animal underneath his car.

...a few minutes later...

Officer: Well, he's got a cat stuck in the car's wheel well. Somebody else here says they've called in about this and they're on hold with you right now.

Dispatch: Hold on, let me check. Yeah, I see the call here.

Officer: So do we have anybody who can respond who has...uh...this kind of expertise?

Dispatcher #2: Why don't you start with "Here kitty, kitty, kitty."

Officer: Affirmative.

Dispatcher #3: Or if you call him Rex, he might just come out.

Officer: Affirmative. (sighs) Just tell whoever's coming out here to bring some gloves, too. (calls out for any available animal control units)

Why I like dogs

Call from a woman who was bitten in the face by her cat at the Lazy K-T Motel.