Officer: I'm on scene. The complainant says that he's got some kind of rabid animal underneath his car.
...a few minutes later...
Officer: Well, he's got a cat stuck in the car's wheel well. Somebody else here says they've called in about this and they're on hold with you right now.
Dispatch: Hold on, let me check. Yeah, I see the call here.
Officer: So do we have anybody who can respond who has...uh...this kind of expertise?
Dispatcher #2: Why don't you start with "Here kitty, kitty, kitty."
Officer: Affirmative.
Dispatcher #3: Or if you call him Rex, he might just come out.
Officer: Affirmative. (sighs) Just tell whoever's coming out here to bring some gloves, too. (calls out for any available animal control units)
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