Crimestopper

Caller reports that he just saw a blue plastic 4-wheeler in a front yard on Myrtle Drive. He is concerned because he read a letter to the editor in the Gazette that said someone had a 4-wheeler stolen.
He would like this one checked out.

Wait...what?

Dispatch: A man called in asking for officers to come arrest him. When we asked why he should be arrested he said it's because his neighbors are messing with him. They broke his fishing pole and have been in his house several times.

Take a drink

Dispatch: Respond to XXXXXX for a 57-year-old woman here who has a pill stuck in her throat. It won't go up ... (15 second pause) ... or down.

That's a great use of emergency dispatch

Dispatch: Respond to a 911 hangup call at ADDRESS. Upon callback, complainant said they called 911 to report a rooster making too much noise.

Officer: Copy, I'm on my way. Do you think I need backup?

He's just holding the purse until 1988 gets back...

Dispatch: Respond to a disturbance at the Montana Brewing Company. Caller says the suspect was kicked out of the bar but looks like he's returning. Suspect is described as a male wearing a Poison t-shirt with an American flag on it and he's carrying a woman's purse. Complainant said he's trying to take items off of the tables.

That's one way to catch speeders

Report broadcast that there is a large fishing net across the driving lanes at mile marker 440 on I-90.

Okay, that's just asking for it

Cop calling in a traffic stop at Montana Ave. and 27th Street: A red Corvette with a personalized plate.

Caution: Keep fingers out of cage!

Caller is reporting that someone was bitten by a lemur at the Billings Clinic booth at MontanaFair. They are refusing medical.

The wrong one's driving

Dispatch: We've got a report on Highway 87 East of an adult woman driving a child's 4-wheeler down the road towards the 3Gs store with three children riding on the back. The only description is that all of them have brown hair.

"Cutting" is a unique middle name

Dispatch: Caller named Jonathan is having a dispute with the tree cutting guy.

Cop: So is Jonathan the tree cutting guy?

Dispatch: No, the suspect is just the "tree cutting guy."

Why not steal the pizza instead?

Dispatch: Respond to a theft at Walmart. Complainant is a Domino's delivery driver. He was making a delivery there when someone stole the Domino's sign off the top of his car. He wants the area checked and then make contact at Domino's.

A heart attack at the heart clinic?

Dispatch: Ambulance 1 respond to 1020 N. 27th St. This is Billings Clinic Cardiology. There's an 85-year-old female there with chest pain.

Medicated

DUI complaint at Montana Meds (a medical marijuana store.) Caller witnessed three white males in their 20's holding beer cans get into a white Chevy van.

This bed is juuuuust right

Dispatch: Please respond to a disturbance at ADDRESS. Complainant said he fell asleep on his couch while watching TV and when he woke up, somebody was sleeping in his bed and he has no idea who it is.

Too much NWA...

Dispatch: Complainant says that she heard a man at this address say that he wants to kill all snitches and backstabbers.

Michael Vick in town?

Respond to Fourth Avenue North and North 25th St. Complainant states that there is a group of 20-something males trying to get their dogs to attack him.

Yes, but does he do windows?

Caller reports that a man walked into her store possibly high on 4-7's. He is complaining that his daughter is missing. He also picked up a broom and is now sweeping the floors.