That makes it easier to get her out then.

Dispatch: Respond to LOCAL BAR for a woman stuck between the building and a smoke shack.
...30-40 seconds later....
Dispatch: Caller says that there are about six people out there who tried to help her. Sounds like she's pretty stuck.
...30-40 more seconds, after firefighters arrive to help...
Firefighter: Dispatch, she's not stuck. She's just down. You can cancel Rescue 2.

He's just holding the purse until 1988 gets back...

Dispatch: Respond to a disturbance at the Montana Brewing Company. Caller says the suspect was kicked out of the bar but looks like he's returning. Suspect is described as a male wearing a Poison t-shirt with an American flag on it and he's carrying a woman's purse. Complainant said he's trying to take items off of the tables.

Donkeys in Lockwood, now this

Dispatch: Please respond to Pug Mahon's (a downtown restaurant/bar) on First Avenue North. Caller reports somebody rode their horse to the bar and hitched it up outside. The suspect is inside the bar. The horse is still outside.

...a few minutes later....

Officer: Dispatch, 3-bravo, 10-8 (police code, basically means he's back in service).
Dispatch: Copy. Did you say 'bronco?'
Officer: That was funny.

(The first two sentences are paraphrased. I was on the phone when it came across and a coworker filled in some of the details)