That neighborhood association is tough

Dispatch: Complainant says that his neighbor won't let him mow his lawn. This issue stems from a dog (or maybe drug, the scanner was a little garbled) complaint.

Wait...what?

Dispatch: A man called in asking for officers to come arrest him. When we asked why he should be arrested he said it's because his neighbors are messing with him. They broke his fishing pole and have been in his house several times.