Hay!

Caller is reporting a suspicious man in an alley, digging through garbage cans. When the caller told him to stop, the man waved a pitchfork at them.
The man is described as mid-40's, white, and carrying a pitchfork.

Extended stay

Medical call at the Holiday Inn Express about a woman in severe pain complaining of bed sores.

What could it be?

Dispatcher sending cop to meet guy: "Are you aware of this subject? He's the one who takes the shopping carts from Albertson's. He says he found a weapon in a cart. It's the kind of weapon that requires batteries. It's in his apartment now."

No Daycare Available?

Caller is reporting a van outside a tattoo shop with 4-5 small children inside. They have been left unattended while their mothers are inside getting tattoos.

What'd it do to make him so mad?

Dispatch: Respond to a drunk complaint in the area in front of the Crystal Lounge. Caller says there's a drunk male here trying to knock over a statue of a horse.

At least she's friendly about it

Dispatch: Caller says there's a female at this location on the overpass, possibly throwing things at cars passing by. She's got a camera in her hand and is waving at them.

Hazardous material - maybe?s

Haz-mat call downtown for a metal gas can that has something other then gas in it.