Extended stay

Medical call at the Holiday Inn Express about a woman in severe pain complaining of bed sores.

Too many monster hot dogs

Medical call for a man with diabetic problems in the Costco food court.

I get those two confused all the time too

Dispatch: Respond to the area of 16th and Broadwater. Complainant was driving by and said she saw a person who looks like they're having a seizure.
...about 30 seconds later...
Dispatch: The complainant has now stopped and walked up to the subject. She said it looks like they're just pulling weeds.