Green thumb?

Dispatch: Medical, respond to the intersection of Montana and N. 27th. Caller reports there's a man laying in a planter.

Uh, the point is to stay up, right?

Caller reports a motorcyclist racing up and down the street who keeps "throwing down" his bike. The caller believes he is on 4-7s [drugs].

I don't think they're the feelings police.

Dispatch: Respond no code to stage to ADDRESS. Caller says there's a male subject sitting in the parking lot crying.

Oh, and I'm sure the cops showing up will calm them right down

Caller reports that there are a man in a woman parked in a truck in the eastbound lanes of I90 "tweaking out."

Where else are you supposed to do that?

Dispatch: Please respond to the Holiday gas station. We've got a report of a man who keeps going into the bathroom and eating sandwiches. He's in the bathroom right now.

The check's in the air

DISPATCH: Respond to XXXX address for a disturbance. The complainant is at the suspect's house trying to get her son's unemployment checks. Her son's wife, the suspect, is refusing to give them to her and has thrown a rock at the complaint's truck.

Another one of those Russian spies, perhaps?

Dispatch - Area check for a suspicious male that's been hanging around the last couple of days. He has a walkie-talkie that he talks to. Description includes a black "barrette" [beret].