Another one of those Russian spies, perhaps?

Dispatch - Area check for a suspicious male that's been hanging around the last couple of days. He has a walkie-talkie that he talks to. Description includes a black "barrette" [beret].

You say potato ...

Dispatch: Caller is reporting the theft of an ... ogre ... ?

Cop: "That would be auger."

Dispatch: "That is correct."