Maybe the smell broke the breathalizer?

Police officer out with a drunk man, requests an ambulance because guy is so intoxicated he "can't provide a breath sample."

Safety first

Caller reports a man riding a bright blue and yellow trike down the middle of Broadwater Ave. He was wearing a helmet.

Taking advangage of allery season

Caller reports a man going door-to-door selling Kleenex.

Scooped

Caller reports that there is a media crew taking pictures of the front of her house. She says their car is from KULR8.

Cruisin' in Gramma's ride

Caller reports a man driving a '96 Buick Regal and drinking out of a vodka bottle.

Universal ignition?

Caller is requesting assistance after discovering that they drove the wrong car home, and the car they have is reported stolen.

My dog does that

Dispatcher: Caller says there's a man scooting across the intersection on his backside.