Hee Haw

Caller reports two donkeys loose on Lockwood Road.

Finders keepers?

Cop calls into dispatch wondering if anyone reported a missing child. No one has. Scanner is now quiet.

Heard of a phone book?

Woman calling in an attempt to locate her mother, whom she has not seen in a year. If contacted, the woman should be told to call her daughter.

Universal ignition?

Caller is requesting assistance after discovering that they drove the wrong car home, and the car they have is reported stolen.