Scooped

Caller reports that there is a media crew taking pictures of the front of her house. She says their car is from KULR8.

Cruisin' in Gramma's ride

Caller reports a man driving a '96 Buick Regal and drinking out of a vodka bottle.

Universal ignition?

Caller is requesting assistance after discovering that they drove the wrong car home, and the car they have is reported stolen.

My dog does that

Dispatcher: Caller says there's a man scooting across the intersection on his backside.

Sorta like a vigilante...one that respects the law.

Dispatcher: We've got some sort of disturbance going on right now. The victim decided that the suspect needed to be arrested and dropped him off at the jail.

Officer: Alright, what does he need to be arrested for?

Dispatcher: I'm not sure. The complainant just decided that the suspect needed to be arrested and just dropped him off at the jail because they think that that's how it works.

That shouldn't be hard to track

Caller reports a group of males smoking a bong in a car. Personalized license plate is "Chavez."

Sledding on a flat street?

Scanner chatter: "Caller reports two eight-year-old kids sledding in the middle of South 27th Street near the Conoco refinery."