Thanks for the info

Cop: "Just so you know, guys, there's a very drunk Native American male in his 40's on the sidewalk headed south on 27th Street by the courthouse. He is screaming at everyone and having a hard time walking."

Dispatcher: "10-4"

Share and share alike

Officer: We've got a couple of guys in wheel chairs sharing a bottle back and forth."

Halloween's only a month away

Dispatch: Advising of the cold theft of a banana costume. Complainant asked to be met at ADDRESS.

Cancel the firefighters

Dispatch: "Respond to XXXXX for a report of a 65-year-old woman who has fallen out of a tree."

Did they do that on purpose?

Dispatch: The vehicle is engulfed in flames just west of the Dick Johnston Bridge. It was moving when it caught fire. Complainant said the vehicle is a Chevy Blazer.

Those darn kids with their skateboards on the sidewalks

Dispatch: Complainant said he's driving by the skate park and that there's some kids skating there. There's a light on over the park and he's worried they might steal some construction materials nearby.

He doesn't really get the term 'bust a cap,' does he?

Dispatch: The suspect is wearing a white hat, dark jeans and is on Rollerblades. He also may be carrying a cap gun.

Is that like sliding them $5 for all the leftover fries?

Dispatch: We've got a report of a disturbance at the Burger King on King Ave. Complainant says there's a male subject here who urinated on a newspaper stand and started begging for burgers.

One..eh. Three...that'd be impressive.

Dispatch: Respond to a drunk complaint. We've got an intoxicated male subject laying in the street and Second Ave. N. and N. 24th.

Officer: 10-4, I'm on my way. Do you think I can jump over him?

Isn't that what usually happens when you drink too much?

Dispatch: Respond to ADDRESS for a woman who said she drank too much and now doesn't feel good.