No Parking Zone

Verbal disturbance on 25th Street West. Caller's elderly neighbor is in the front yard yelling at her about a trailer parked on the street.

Drunk at 10 a,.m. on Memorial Day

Dispatch: I have a harassment call at XXXX Alderson Ave. Complainant says her husband is threatening to shoot their cat with a BB gun if it doesn't stop running around the house. The husband currently has a BB gun. Suspect is intoxicated.

When ya gotta go...

From Friday night
Officer: What's going over at the Metra? Do they need assistance?
Dispatch: Negative. There's a man at the concert there urinating. Complainant just wanted him removed.

Hollerin'

Complaint at Dehler Park of two males and a female in the parking lot at the back of the park hollerin' at passersby.
The caller does not want contact, just the area checked.

Singin' to the Heavens

Caller complaining that there is a car playing loud music in front of his house.

**5 minutes later**

Caller now says that it is not a car, but the church across the street blaring the music, and would like it stopped.

What kind of dart are we talking about?

Dispatch: Respond to 390 Jackson. Caller at this address says there's a woman with a dart stuck in her head. Caller is being uncooperative.

ew. ew. ew.

Medical respond to a man who is ill after urinating out a flatworm.