Like splitting the dinner check?

Dispatcher: We've got a disturbance. Caller reports a vehicle that's been parked in front of her house for a while with two people inside. She reports that they may be drinking, then were doing boyfriend-girlfriend things.

Finders keepers?

Cop calls into dispatch wondering if anyone reported a missing child. No one has. Scanner is now quiet.

Responsibility

Dispatcher: We've got some sort of disturbance. Caller reports that he accidentally spilled some chili on his wife and that he's been drinking.

Almost there

Dispatcher: Medical at the Holiday on South 20th Street. Caller reports a man slumped over the steering wheel of a car in the street in front of the Holiday gas station.

Then, 2 minutes later: Medical, you can cancel. The caller made contact with the victim. He was just upset because his car ran out of gas.

Kinda like a pillow fort

Dispatcher: Caller reports a man underneath a picnic table at Veteran's Park. He's set up a blanket over the table and has some sort of case in front of him.

Heard of a phone book?

Woman calling in an attempt to locate her mother, whom she has not seen in a year. If contacted, the woman should be told to call her daughter.

Maybe she didn't have insurance

Medical call at Billings Clinic Cardiology for a woman with chest pains.