Vigilante...with feelings

Dispatch: Respond to ADDRESS for a call from earlier. The caller says he's unhappy with the response time and said that if police don't show up soon he'll take matters into his own hands. He also started crying for some reason.

Music to patrol by

Dispatch to officer who just radioed in: Are you listening to circus music?
Officer: (chuckles) Affirmative.
Dispatch: I'm not judging you.