They haven't quite figured out this whole recycling thing yet

Dispatch: Respond to ADDRESS. Complainant says the people in the mobile home next to this address are burning a trash pile. They're burning it inside the mobile home and the complainant says it's making hers smell. She'd like somebody to talk to them about it.

Somebody saves Christmas every year...

Firefighter, after responding to a report of a fire in an oven: Dispatch, we've saved the holiday cheesecake and we'll be returning to the station.