Just stop and ask for directions already

Caller is reporting a male and a female in a pickup truck who are punching each other while driving. The caller would like the area checked.

Merry Christmas

Report of a fight at [address] that possibly needs a medical response. Woman is hiding in the bathroom. She is saying she used a coat hanger as a weapon.

Put it on ice, folks

Report of a couple in an alley fighting over a freezer.

That Palomino's got a killer right hook

Dispatch: Respond to a complaint at ADDRESS. Complainant says there's a man here fighting with a horse.