Thursday, November 4, 2010

Pants on fire.

Dispatch: Respond to XXXXXXXXX address. Complainant there says someone has replaced her pants with a different size. She thinks she's been burglarized. Check to see that everything is 10-38 (in other words, check to see if she's sane).

Cop: (Laughter). Obviously she's not.

Dispatch (about a minute later): She is psychotic, violent and does not like police. She has guns. That's from a 2006 report.

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