Sorta like a vigilante...one that respects the law.

Dispatcher: We've got some sort of disturbance going on right now. The victim decided that the suspect needed to be arrested and dropped him off at the jail.

Officer: Alright, what does he need to be arrested for?

Dispatcher: I'm not sure. The complainant just decided that the suspect needed to be arrested and just dropped him off at the jail because they think that that's how it works.

That shouldn't be hard to track

Caller reports a group of males smoking a bong in a car. Personalized license plate is "Chavez."

Sledding on a flat street?

Scanner chatter: "Caller reports two eight-year-old kids sledding in the middle of South 27th Street near the Conoco refinery."

Good details

Dispatch: We need a unit to respond to an address on Westchester Square. Complainant says somebody kicked down her fence and stole her rake. She described the suspect as a 10-year-old male walking down the street with the rake.

Best pizza in town

"Respond to a complaint at the state liquor store on 24th St. W. Six Native American males have opened up a bottle of liquor outside and keep going into Chuck-E-Cheese. They won't leave."