Naptime

Dispatch: Caller states that there is a man in front of their house sleeping on the grass. They're concerned that there might be something wrong with him, or that he's just trying to sleep.

What was your first clue?

Caller reporting a drunk driver in the Billings Heights. Driver is passed out in the car, which is parked on the sidewalk.

4 posts in a day? What's happening in this town?

Dispatch: Complainant is a truck driver parked on the side of the road. He says there's an intoxicated male who keeps banging on his window and asking him to honk his horn.

Old timey parenting

Dispatch: Respond to ADDRESS. The complainant said her 14-year-old son called her crying that his father is making him smoke an entire pack of cigarettes after he caught him smoking earlier.

Those kids are taking over around here

Officer, after being called out to investigate graffiti: Sidewalk chalk can be washed off with water. It's not graffiti.

Problem solved, it seems

Caller from Perkins is complaining that there is an intoxicated man who was refusing to leave. The man has now left the restaurant, and was last seen headed west.

At least one of them's getting some exercise

Dispatch: Respond to ADDRESS. Complainant here says there's a subject driving his truck around the neighborhood walking his dog on a leash.