Central Park

"Report of a man walking through Central Park wearing women's clothing over his regular clothes."

Five seconds later, Snowbird calls. "That just made my day. I'll be happy to take that call. Get some photographic evidence."

More on Snowbird later.

And?

"Welfare check. Caller reports a woman standing on the bridge, waving her arms and shouting wildly at traffic. She's carrying a camera and possibly a toboggan."

It's not quite Halloween

Dispatch: Caller is worried that the suspect is walking around her house doing witchcraft.

Officer: Copy. Witchcraft?

Take that!

"1240 Lorie Lane. Complainant said there's a car parked the wrong way on the street. Complainant is upset because he was ticketed for this before. Car is a white Chrysler. No further information."

Who knew?

Dispatch: There's a report of a Lamborghini or some other black sports car, occupied five times, possibly with gang members.

Officer: So it's a Lamborghini filled with Nortes?

Dispatch: Yes.

Officer: Wow. I guess crime does pay.

Living in a glass house

DISPATCH: "Caller stated that there was a car that had stopped in the parking lot, the driver got out and picked up a handful of rocks and then left. The caller doesn't want contact, just wants the area 'checked.'"

RESPONDING OFFICER: "Wow. 10-4."