Thursday, September 17, 2009

We get those all the time

Reporter to dispatch: Did you guys have just one fire in the county today? I know of one, but we've taken some calls that there might've been more.

Dispatch: Yeah, it was just one. We had crews standing by ready to go to another one, but it turns out it was just some clouds.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Not quite enough info

Dispatch: We asked the complainant what race the suspect is and he said they're both 6-foot-5.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Was it edible?

"Report of a truck with food being thrown out the back."